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Dear Benevolent Lord Zenuchrist: We beseech you in this, our ARC break, from BO to clear, from dwindling spiral to no more enturbulence, from mere mest to beingness through the wisdom of your KRC triangle. For we are but mollusks, and you our noble clamherd, for Christ’s sake we pray. Amen.
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