Here are just a few of the many glowing, heartfelt endorsements for ScientologyLoans.com and Scientology in general.

‘I’m a licensed pilot.’ John Travolta

‘If I’m androgynous, I’d say I lean towards macho-androgynous.’ - John Travolta

‘I played kind of a flake [in Dharma and Greg], but in real life I’m very different. I’m actually a Scientologist.’ Jenna Elfman

‘I’m an old fashioned romantic. I believe in love and marriage…but not necessarily with the same person.’ - John Travolta

‘Talk is overrated as a means of settling disputes.’ - Tom Cruise

‘Seriously, I would go in a second. I’d be the first actor in space and I’d love to do it.’ - Tom Cruise

‘Psychiatry is a pseudo-science.’ Tom Cruise

‘Unfortunately, this is a free society, and we’re gonna have people with trucks, and people with bombs.’ - Greta Van Susteren

‘Before Scientology I was a nobody. Now I’m somebody. I’m Doug E. Fresh.’ Doug E. Fresh

‘We could certainly do more. You can never do enough. I’m not going to say we’re perfect on that; I wish we did more on missing minorities. But I’m not going to be bothered by the critics.’ - Greta Van Susteren

‘I don’t think what has happened to me has been fair. I think that I’ve gotten –that I didn’t commit these crimes. I’ve had to go through all of this.’ - Greta Van Susteren

‘It’s more money and it’s more fun!’ - Greta Van Susteren

‘For some reason, I am one of those people who act like they were born and raised during the Depression.’ - Kirstie Alley

‘God gave us intestines for a reason. I’m not keen on surgery. It’s too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is.’ - Kirstie Alley

‘If you think my music is off the wall, you should hear about my religion, baby. It’s Beck-tastic, y’all.’ Folk singer Beck

‘I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to.’ - Kirstie Alley

‘I don’t like psychiatry. I don’t believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.’ - Kirstie Alley

‘I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He’d better be strong and have a good heart!’ - Kirstie Alley

‘Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to their problems.’ - Kirstie Alley

‘Most of the people I know have been through drug rehabs two or three times.’ - Kirstie Alley

‘In Japan, you get on the bullet train or the airplane, and I loved the little speeches the stewardesses would do. They even do little speeches before you play gigs.’ – Beck

‘In the past I was completely unaware that people would listen to my records and have some kind of idea of what I was and have a certain expectation.’ - Beck

‘There’s never any pressure on the music having to be something.’ - Beck

‘We were worried about that actually. The cast was thinking that they’d lose their minds. But we didn’t.’ - Erika Christensen

‘Don’t slip into the traps, and don’t forget about your ‘hood, the kids in the ‘hood. Remember, you’re disposable, so take advantage while you can.’ – Isaac Hayes

‘There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry toward religious beliefs … begins.’ – Isaac Hayes

‘Thanks to Scientology, I can jump twice as high on couches as anyone else on television, and at the end of the day, I get to go home to my wife – Katy Holmes.’ Tom Cruise

‘You may have heard that I had a stroke, and that’s true, but I didn’t have to because Scientology can cure people of those things. I just wanted to have a stroke because I’d never had one before and I thought it would be interesting to live like people who aren’t enlightened. Also, I wrote that song Shaft.’ Isaac Hayes

‘Just by converting to Scientology and paying for many levels of auditing, I was allowed to stay on a television show with a higher ranking Scientologist, and I got to be on Punk’d with a guy in Kaballah who gets to sleep with Demi Moore. I swear I’ll never get used to living in Hollywood.’ Danny Masterson